This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Who needs sleep anyway, right?

Caffeine, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in responsibilities and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Coffee, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to express check here your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable mood booster. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of tea anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next workday
• It makes a great surprise for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite jeans for ultimate comfort

This Hoodie's My Blood Type

I don't desire caffeine like a typical person. I operate on pure coffee. My veins are thrumming with dark roast. Truthfully, if you ever see me wearing this hoodie, it's a clear sign that I'm fully fueled.

• Grab yours before they vanish into the ether!

Donuts Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With Coffee) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe chillers. You know, the kind who dig a good mood and aren't afraid to sport their style. It's got that classic look with a dash of sarcasm, making it perfect for casual outings. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can ruin your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Features: Super-soft material
• Options: Navy, and maybe a some wild ones too
• Feels: True to size, so you can feel confident in your pick

Snag yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Might Spontaneously Talk About Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to randomly burst into discussions about it at the weirdest unpredictable times. Don't be surprised if they launch a detailed rant about its fabric, pattern, or even the perfect coffee pairing. It might take an eternity to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled journey.

Sweatshirt I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a clothing item, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the organized chaos. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy statement piece. Whether you're conquering your schedule, or just chilling after a long session, this top is the perfect way to show off your flair.

• Extra awesomeness if you pair it with some sleep deprivation for that authentic look.
• Rock this vibe and let everyone know: You run on a whole lot of caffeine.